It's now Valentines Day and many of us have just remembered... "Oh shit. I forgot to get her a present!" Or have realized something along the lines of... "Oh God... I'm going to die alone."
And those people are now having some kind of seizure, stroke or cardiac arrest.
But for those of you who have a special one that can be with you on this beautiful February day AND decided to get that loved one something special, I just want to applaud you. Do something memorable so you have stories to tell for years to come. It's only one day a year.
Oh, and Walmart thanks you for the massive sum of money you gave it on this day.