Total Medals Earned: 1,455 (From 210 different games.) Total Medal Score: 22,915 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (230/330 points)
Reach the graveyard
Just leave
You dream your life away
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/85 points)
Fully clear a dungeon.
Reach a total fame of over 1000
Have over 50 Protection
Complete the Ascended campaign
Have over 10,000gp at one time.
Reach the bottom of the mystery dungeon
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 29/30 (220/270 points)
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 1 Soldier
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (25/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Find the incomplete area.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Finish Naaij's story.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.